Johnny He's A Regular Joe Like Us

But He's Lucky In Love

His Neck Is Red His Collar's Blue

But The Girls Can't Get Enough

One Night Playin' Poker Ole Johnny Had A Few

His Tongue Got Loose Our Ears Perked Up

When He Told Us The Truth

(He Said) Everything I Need To Know

I Learned From Becky Jones

Please, Thank You, Yes Maam,

Can I Help You With Those

You Look Cold Baby, Here's My Coat

Let Me Walk You To The Door

Everything I Need To Know

I Learned From Becky Jones

He Said I Was Five Years Old In Kindergarten

When I First Met Becky Jones

That Little Girl Was Hard On Me

But I Couldn't Leave Her Alone

Little Miss Manners Taught Me A Lesson Or Two

If You Want Someone To Love You Back

You've Gotta Learn The Rules

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Johnny Grinned Cause We Couldn't Believe It Was Simple As That

Treat A Girl Like A Lady And She'll Always Love You Back

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